"Cult Cinema Collection
It's country folk versus city slickers when
homicidal Texas lawn trimmers Billy Buck and Jacob head to
the wilds of the Long Island suburbs to ply their trade. But
these resourceful good ol' boys don't just use lawnmowers
for grass; they find that people make for good mowin', too!
Soon those green immaculate lawns are dripping red with the
blood of unsuspecting yuppies, and you might be next! Complete
with ghoulish special effects and a nasty twist ending, here's
another outrageous mixture of over-the-top gore and sick laughs
from underground Yankee filmmaker Nathan Schiff. You'll never
look at your weed whacker the same way again!"
- from DVDPacific
I had a feeling this was gonna be pretty
bad when I decided to check it out, and I was right.. The
plot is practically non-existent, but plot was obviously not
what the director was going for here. The acting is also horribly
bad, not one single decent performance to find. What you will
get though, is guts and gore. Some of the effects are actually
pretty decent for a no-budget movie, but some are also pretty
laughable, like the scene where they blow up a girl's head.
It seems they didn't even bother trying to make that look
real. One thing I did like though was the character of one
of the rednecks. So badly done it was hilarious. The best
thing about this movie is the title, which is just great!
All in all, this is a really bad movie, but with some entertainment
value, as it's a "so bad it's good" kind of movie, but it
did get a bit boring at times as well. If you're into bad,
homemade gore movies, you'll enjoy this one, if you're not,
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