Movie Quotes
The quotes will be in alphabetical order. Though most are from horror movies, I've also put up a few that are non-horror. If there are some good quotes you think are missing, please mail me and I'll put them up. Enjoy!

Army of Darkness (Evil Dead 3):

"You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Shit. And Jack just left town"

"Gimme some sugar, baby."

"Yo, she-bitch. Let's go"

"Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with ... molecular structures"


"Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up, this... is my BOOM STICK!"

"Hail to the king, baby"

"Shop smart. Shop S-Mart."

"I got a bone to pick with you."

"Oh you little bastards! All right, I'll crush each and every last one of ya! I'll squash you so hard you'll have to look down to look up!"


Bad Taste:

"I'm a Derek and Dereks don't run!"

"The bastards have landed!"

"There's no glowing fingers on these bastards"

"Suck my spinning steel, shithead! "

"Stay where you are then, and I'll give you an eye witness description of this, intergalatic wanker!"


Blade Runner:

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams ... glitter in the dark near Tanhauser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost ... in time, like tears ... in rain. Time ... to die."


Bloody Pit of Horror:

"Mankind is made up of inferior creatures, spiritually and physically deformed, who would have corrupted the harmony of my perfect body."

"My perfect body... in the poisonous clutches of The Lover Of Death!"


Braindead (Dead Alive):

"Evil is amongst us, stay back boy this calls for devine intervention. I kick ass for the Lord!"

"Story goes, these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkeys"

"Your mother ate my dog!"

"That's my mother you're pissing on"

"They're not dead exactly, they're just... sort of rotting"


Dawn of the Dead (original):

"Many have died, last week, on these streets. In the basement of this building, you will find them. I have given them the last rites, now, you do what you will. You are stronger than us... But soon, I think they be stronger than you. When the dead walk, señores, we must stop the killing... or lose the war."

"Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and kills. The people it kills get up and kill."

"We've got to survive! Somebody's got to survive!"

"Bastards, you bastards. We got 'em, didn't we. We got this, man. We got this by the ass!"

"Jesus, it's everywhere."

"Wooley's gone ape-shit, man!"


Day of the Dead:

"We don't have enough ammunition to shoot them all in the head. The time to have done that would have been in the beginning. No, we let them overrun us. We are in the minority now, something like 400,000 to one by my calculation."

"You want to put some kind of explanation on all this? Here's one as good as any other. We're bein' punished by the Creator. He visited a curse on us. Maybe He didn't want to see us blow ourselves up, put a big hole in the sky. Maybe He just wanted to show us He's still the Boss Man. Maybe He figure, we gettin' too big for our britches, tryin' to figure His shit out."

"Come on, Bub! Come on, ya pus-brain bag of shit! Ya wanna learn how to shoot, Bub? I'll teach ya how to shoot!"

"I call him Bub. That's what the lodge fellows used to call my father. Can you imagine a surgeon called Bub? Well, he didn't mind. He was rich. My father was rich. Bub's been responding so well that I let him live. (Laughs.) But is he alive or dead? Well, let's just say I let him continue to exist."

"He won't shoot Billy because he got no one else who knows electronics. He won't shoot me... because I'm his ride. He probably won't shoot Frankenstein because the old doc can talk him silly. But the rest of you? The rest of you better start worrying"


Exorcist, The:

"Your mother sucks cocks in hell!"

"Shove it up your ass... in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ"


House on Haunted Hill:

"Only the ghosts in this house are glad we're here."

"If I were gonna haunt somebody, this would certainly be the house I'd do it in."

"At last you've got it all, everything I had... even my life. But you're not going to live to enjoy it!"

"Don't stay up thinking of ways to get rid of me, it makes wrinkles."



Last Man on Eath, The:

"I am a man! I am the last... man."

"Freaks! All of you. Freaks! Mutations!"


Lost Boys, The:

"death by stereo"

"My own brother, a God-damn, shit-sucking vampire! Oh, you just wait till mom finds out buddy!!"


Night of the Living Dead:

"Kill the brain, and you kill the ghoul"

"They're coming to get you, Barbara, there's one of them now!"

"I ought to drag you out there and FEED you to those things!"

"We may not enjoy living together, but dying together isn't going to solve anything."

"This is like the flood that happened during Noah's time, or the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah! We ARE being punished for our sins! The dead are rising, and Judgment Day is upon us!"

Shining, The:

"Heeeere's Johnny!"

"Wendy, gimme the bat. I'm not gonna hurt ya Wendy, I'm just gonna bash your fucking brains in."

"Hello Danny. Come and play with us. Come and play with us, Danny. Forever... and ever... and ever"