The quotes will be in alphabetical order. Though
most are from horror movies, I've also put up a few that are non-horror.
If there are some good quotes you think are missing, please mail
me and I'll put them up. Enjoy!
Army of Darkness (Evil Dead 3):
"You ain't leading but
two things right now: Jack and Shit. And Jack just left town"
"Gimme some sugar, baby."
"Yo, she-bitch. Let's
"Don't touch that please,
your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys
and compositions and things with ... molecular structures"
"Alright, you primitive
screwheads, listen up, this... is my BOOM STICK!"
"Hail to the king, baby"
"Shop smart. Shop S-Mart."
"I got a bone to pick
"Oh you little bastards!
All right, I'll crush each and every last one of ya! I'll squash
you so hard you'll have to look down to look up!"
"I'm a Derek and Dereks
"The bastards have landed!"
"There's no glowing fingers
on these bastards"
"Suck my spinning steel,
"Stay where you are then,
and I'll give you an eye witness description of this, intergalatic
"I've seen things you
people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of
Orion. I watched c-beams ... glitter in the dark near Tanhauser
Gate. All those ... moments will be lost ... in time, like tears
... in rain. Time ... to die."
Bloody Pit of Horror:
"Mankind is made up of
inferior creatures, spiritually and physically deformed, who would
have corrupted the harmony of my perfect body."
"My perfect body... in
the poisonous clutches of The Lover Of Death!"
Braindead (Dead Alive):
"Evil is amongst us, stay
back boy this calls for devine intervention. I kick ass for the
"Story goes, these great
big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little
"Your mother ate my dog!"
"That's my mother you're
"They're not dead exactly,
they're just... sort of rotting"
Dawn of the Dead (original):
"Many have died, last
week, on these streets. In the basement of this building, you will
find them. I have given them the last rites, now, you do what you
will. You are stronger than us... But soon, I think they be stronger
than you. When the dead walk, señores, we must stop the killing...
or lose the war."
"Every dead body that
is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and kills. The
people it kills get up and kill."
"We've got to survive!
Somebody's got to survive!"
"Bastards, you bastards.
We got 'em, didn't we. We got this, man. We got this by the ass!"
"Jesus, it's everywhere."
"Wooley's gone ape-shit,
Day of the Dead:
"We don't have enough
ammunition to shoot them all in the head. The time to have done
that would have been in the beginning. No, we let them overrun us.
We are in the minority now, something like 400,000 to one by my
"You want to put some
kind of explanation on all this? Here's one as good as any other.
We're bein' punished by the Creator. He visited a curse on us. Maybe
He didn't want to see us blow ourselves up, put a big hole in the
sky. Maybe He just wanted to show us He's still the Boss Man. Maybe
He figure, we gettin' too big for our britches, tryin' to figure
His shit out."
"Come on, Bub! Come on,
ya pus-brain bag of shit! Ya wanna learn how to shoot, Bub? I'll
teach ya how to shoot!"
"I call him Bub. That's
what the lodge fellows used to call my father. Can you imagine a
surgeon called Bub? Well, he didn't mind. He was rich. My father
was rich. Bub's been responding so well that I let him live. (Laughs.)
But is he alive or dead? Well, let's just say I let him continue
"He won't shoot Billy
because he got no one else who knows electronics. He won't shoot
me... because I'm his ride. He probably won't shoot Frankenstein
because the old doc can talk him silly. But the rest of you? The
rest of you better start worrying"
"Your mother sucks cocks
"Shove it up your ass...
in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ"
House on Haunted Hill:
"Only the ghosts in this
house are glad we're here."
"If I were gonna haunt
somebody, this would certainly be the house I'd do it in."
"At last you've got it
all, everything I had... even my life. But you're not going to live
to enjoy it!"
"Don't stay up thinking
of ways to get rid of me, it makes wrinkles."
Last Man on Eath, The:
"I am a man! I am the
"Freaks! All of you. Freaks!
Lost Boys, The:
"death by stereo"
"My own brother,
a God-damn, shit-sucking vampire! Oh, you just wait till mom finds
Night of the Living Dead:
"Kill the brain, and you kill the ghoul"
"They're coming to get you, Barbara,
there's one of them now!"
"I ought to drag you out there and
FEED you to those things!"
"We may not enjoy living together,
but dying together isn't going to solve anything."
"This is like the flood that happened
during Noah's time, or the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah! We
ARE being punished for our sins! The dead are rising, and Judgment
Day is upon us!"
the bat. I'm not gonna hurt ya Wendy, I'm just gonna bash your fucking
"Hello Danny. Come and play with us.
Come and play with us, Danny. Forever... and ever... and ever"